No one ever shows up in the first five fucking hours of family reunions. eporner “What, you worried about the big buff boys kicking the shit out of me for entertaining the thought?”
“No, no,” she replies, “I just…don’t have…guys looking at me…like that. For one, with those who wouldn’t know any better, she easily passes for late 30s. My admiration is interrupted as I hear Carrie opening up a bottle. We leave the event in her car, basking in our newfound freedom as she drives to the adult candy store. But before I can act on it, the notification sound of her phone echoes throughout the room.
Actors:
Redmystery Isabel / Redmystery Patrick
