I didn’t care that he was an arrogant prick with a drug problem, he was the idol of my childhood, the symbol that kept me secure in my darkest hours. Tube8 “You know,” Jesus laughed as he plowed into my quivering pussy, “you could have just asked. Rachel revels in her new confidence and power, a theme that will persevere throughout the series. Lucy laughed in my mind. “Oh,” God said, narrowing her eyes, “he knows why he’s here.”
“There’s Julius Caesar,” Lucy motioned with her fork, “and there’s Attila, and Alexander, and Mother Theresa-”
“Mother Theresa?!” I exclaimed, “Does anyone get into heaven?”
“Sure,” God said, “if you’re not an asshole, you usually get to go. Lucy pays her debt to God by getting fisted in the ass. “Nothing,” Jesus smiled back,
