‘Oh! In addition to the usual hips, waist, bust, height, and inseam, his process even included metrics like the length of her nipples, the distance between them, and the diameter of her areolas; the width of her her vulva in the gap between her thighs, the visible length of her clitoral hood (in case we wanted him to design daring pieces that revealed as much of her mons as possible while preserving the last vestiges of her modesty), and the use of a complex, protractor-looking device that recorded the precise curves of her bottom and her breasts. redtube A hush fell over everyone as Judge Washburn stepped forward to make the announcement. First question: which of the girls on this stage do you choose to christen tonight?’
I already knew my answer,
